How to put linux on a windows tablet?

Question

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Tablet from ASUS on win 8.1, on the tablet there is only a slot for microSD and micro USB,
There is also a plug-in keyboard with USB.
So, BOOT in the BIOS quite sees plug-in flash drives with systems through this keyboard, but it doesn’t launch anything from there. Not only linux, nothing at all. I checked 3 flash drives - to no avail.
Actually, what to do? And is it even possible to do something?

Answer 1

And on TV screens a new series of "Battles of Psychics". As part of the current issue, the participants of the show will find out what happened to the plane without opening the black box by talking to the spirits; find a needle in a haystack by residual magnetism; and the most difficult test - find out about the tablet model from the message on the toster!
No, well, you would go and reread it. Better yet, try to answer the question yourself. And yes, write to Google support already, maybe they will unban you.
UPD. In general, you do not need to put Linux under a clean one, but only change the root .