Where do the developers of the 1C and bitrix synchronizer live?

Question

1C

Good evening. Please tell me where the developers of this script live? I'm going to buy a gun

Answer 1

Address: Moscow, Dmitrovskoe shosse, 9
Directions: metro station "Timiryazevskaya": in the metro - the first car from the center; in the underpass to the left to the end, go up the left stairs, then along Dmitrovsky sh. about 400 m in the direction of traffic. Room 1C: Center for Research, Development and Training - 7-storey building behind the fence, the gate is located in the center of the building.
Can you provide driving directions?

Answer 2

1s ... hmm, probably in some odnushka in Syzran with my mother.

Answer 3

It seems to me that this is the same person that Bitrix developed ...