What kind of quick education of a programmer for a crust to choose?

Question

Programming

There is experience, but no crust. I want to emigrate abroad. You need a diploma from some university in order to get a crust in the specialty: programming, information systems or something like that.
The quality of education is not important.
Requirement: fast and inexpensive, officially, if remotely cool at all!

Answer 1

Look aside, the Moscow Technological University of the VTU, they also have remote work. Two years and you are a master) You have a crust)

Answer 2

What do you really expect from the Institute?
Institutes are made for those who themselves cannot think and perceive information, so every minute, hour, day, week they hammer it into you, and then you come out with a diploma and it turns out that everything that you were told there is nothing

Answer 3

Is he recognized anywhere?
you also need to dance from the system of evaluating diplomas of a particular country