What is the cheapest microphone / headset that does not make noise when talking?

Question

Microphones

Ideally, I would like a headset so that you can connect to the phone and connect to the laptop / PC (old). The main goal is that my speech can be heard clearly and clearly.

Or is it better to buy a microphone separately? Actually, I want to shoot a video for the soul and not to be ashamed of the sound later ... That is, I do not need a royal headset that will transmit the sound of the blood circulation of the head.
Just something with which you could make videos / communicate and not run into people whining "who has a microphone noise?" / "what a terrible sound!".

I remember how I used to have a microphone that was noisy. And I processed the speech in the program, removing the noise, but still it didn’t work out perfectly and periodically the noise slipped. Therefore, I decided that it is better to buy something without noise right away than to puff later.

Budget up to 2.5k.