Quotes, statements on IT topics

simplecode2011-12-10 12:30:05

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simplecode, 2011-12-10 12:30:05

Hello Khabrovites!

What quotes / statements related to programming, software development, and generally IT do you remember and share them (you would add to your profile on Habré ...)

PS You don’t need to look for quotes specifically ... I saw many ... Interested in your opinion at the time of reading the question ...

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25 answer(s)

buugman, 2011-12-10
@buugman

"Saying Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders."

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@barmaley_exe

"Write code as if it were accompanied by a violent psychopath who knows where you live." (C) Steve McConnell.

Andrey, 2011-12-10
@RedOctoberCZ

“If something works, then don’t touch it”

@sledopit, 2011-12-10
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“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rick cook.

sl4mmer, 2011-12-10
@sl4mmer

“If you have a procedure with ten parameters, you probably missed some.” “Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.” “Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.”
Well, as a humor (although I also agree)
"Hello, this is Linus Torvalds, and I pronounce SVN as git"

Vitaliy Petrychuk, 2011-12-10
@vermilion1

It doesn't matter how many resources you have if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough.

Vidog, 2011-12-10
@Vidog

Syntactic sugar causes semicolon cancer :)

oioki, 2011-12-10
@oioki

"The best way to learn a programming language is to write programs in it"

javax, 2011-12-10
@javax

Lord, give me the source code of the Universe, an hour of time and a good debugger!

fozzy, 2011-12-10
@fozzy

A good sysadmin does nothing. He did it once and everything works for him.

zeehond, 2011-12-10
@zeehond

The wife sends the programmer to the store:
- Dear, please buy a stick of sausage, and if there are eggs, then buy a dozen.
Half an hour later, the programmer returns with ten sticks of sausage.
Wife:
What is this?! Why did you buy so many sausages?
Programmer:
- Well, there were eggs ...

zod ggs, 2011-12-11
@zodchiy

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways when crossing a one-way street. © Doug Linder

Dal, 2011-12-10
@Dal

Please ask me for my French:
They beat us, but we grow stronger.
To beat us is only to stupid dick.

Yagami, 2011-12-10
@Yagami

I liked Murphy's Laws .
"The complexity of the program grows until it exceeds the ability of the programmer."©

Mikhail Osher, 2011-12-10
@miraage

"Every program has at least one bug"

mifa, 2011-12-10
@mifa

Saying Java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.

fozzy, 2011-12-10
@fozzy

I still remember the lyrics of the cover song: Maybe not the topic, but I remembered and smiled)
When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C" As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers: "Write in C" Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C LOGO's dead and buried, Write in C I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, For science it worked flawlessly Try using it for graphics! Write in C If you've just spent nearly 30 hours Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C Only wimps use BASIC Write in C Write in C, Write in C Write in C, oh, Write in C Pascal won't quite cut it Write in C Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, yeah, Write in C Don't even mention COBOL Write in C

leventov, 2011-12-10
@leventov

Premature optimization is the root of all evil, of course.

icc, 2011-12-11
@icc

It's very easy to walk on water and develop programs according to the ToR... if they are frozen. (I. Berard)
The computer only executes the code, it does not know how to think.

nerudo, 2011-12-12
@nerudo

“I've always wanted my computer to be as easy to use as my phone. My dream came true because now I don't understand how to use my phone. — Stroustrup

XaBoK, 2011-12-11
@XaBoK

When the soft is ripe, every pig will use it (c) The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

fenst, 2011-12-11
@fenst

bash.org.ru? :)

ks_ks, 2013-06-07
@ks_ks

Parable.

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@karagareg

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