MacBook Pro remapping Fn and eject in windows?

Question

Windows

Recently I became a relatively happy owner of a wonderful MacBook Pro machine. A wonderful device is good for everyone: the apple glows and the keyboard, and windows is officially supported (BootCamp), and the hardware is very powerful compared to everything that I have at home except for it, and only two things poison my life: the unnatural position of Fn and Crtl and the absence of the Delete button (I more or less put up with the absence of the others) in the presence of an absolutely unnecessary eject'a.
I would like to change Ctrl <--> Fn accordingly and map Delete to eject.
I tried everything I found on google, but nothing helps. It remains, as I understand it, only one way - to try to open the KeyMagic.sys keyboard filter or try to put your own in front of it.
Has anyone found an easier way? Has anyone started taking apart their filter? Is there a description of how these filters are generally written? Any sources or an article in MSDN? Will it be possible to stick a file not signed by Microsoft there at all?
I will be glad to any answers or at least new directions of searches.
PS Just don't ask why I need a poppy if I'm going to use windows. I got it as a prize at the Olympics, it's a pity to sell a gift :-)

Answer 1

Was tormented all weekend. I decided that there was only one adequate solution - to sell the MacBook, buy another laptop :-)

Answer 2

www.bing.com/search?q=scancode+map