jQuery - postfix usage?

Question

JavaScript

Help to make such a thing so that instead of $(element )
.action you can use element.$.action
().action is no longer cool.
Your ideas?

Answer 1

You want something very strange and wrong, but still:
Object.prototype.__defineGetter__('$', function() { return jQuery(this);})
Works not everywhere (checked in Chrome, in theory it should still work in Firefox).
After that, the global function $() will break (jQuery() will remain).