I'm a teapot: Where can I download the latest updates for Windows in one file?

Question

Windows

Installed Windows 7 SP 1 on my laptop.
I would like to not connect the laptop itself to the Internet (including local computers) to roll out the latest (at the moment) updates (at least high-priority ones) to it.
Is it possible to download them all at once as a single file (preferably from the official Microsoft website), and then install the flash drives on the laptop?
How to be?

Answer 1

Security Release ISO Image DVD Monthly:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/search.aspx?q=Security%20Release%20ISO%20Image&p=0&r=10&t=&s=availabledate~Descending Or pull out a bundle for a specific product\version: catalog.update.microsoft.com/
This DVD5 ISO image file contains the security updates for Windows released on Windows Update on %month% %day%, %year%. The image does not contain security updates for other Microsoft products. This DVD5 ISO image is intended for administrators that need to download multiple individual language versions of each security update and that do not use an automated solution such as Windows Server Update Services (WSUS). You can use this ISO image to download multiple updates in all languages at the same time.


Answer 2

There is also a WSUS Offline Update utility - www.wsusoffline.net/
You can make a disk with the updates you need and put it in your laptop :)

Answer 3

I once used this thing:
www.autopatcher.com
As far as I understand, it downloads everything directly from the MS site.
For offline updates, the entire folder with downloaded updates can simply be copied and run.