How to screw PHP 5.5.13 to Apache 2.2.25?

Question

PHP

Good afternoon. I've been trying to attach php to Apache for two hours already.
I do everything as in numerous tutorials, I tried it this way and that - Apache does not start even if you crack.
PHP is delivered normally, reacts to php -v.
Apache without an entry in httpd.conf also starts with a bang. But it's worth adding an entry about PHP there - that's it, requested operation has failed.
I write the following in httpd.conf:

# 
LoadModule php5_module 'C:/php/php5apache2_4.dll'
AddHandler application/x-httpd-php .php

# configure the path to php.ini
PHPIniDir 'C:/php'

The file C:/php/php5apache2_4.dll exists.
I tried to register it as an extension in php.ini with copying to the ext folder - it did not help.
Tried to write not AddHandler , but AddType - didn't help.
Quotes put and such, and such - did not help.
Everything is downloaded from the official sites of the creators.
Anger is not enough...