How to find an order if it hasn't worked for 1.5 years (javascript dev)?

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JavaScript

Didn't write a single line of code for a year and a half. I am absolutely not interested in the IT sphere, but I will have to return for a week because I need money. I thought I had completely abandoned it, so I deleted my github, I didn’t seem to delete my upwork profile, but I don’t have access to it (1 I don’t have a link to that profile, 2 I don’t have the mail to which it was linked, I don’t remember the password either
) where can i find the order? I'm afraid to do anything other than the frontend, although I used to work mainly on the backend on Node.js. The ideal order for me is "MAKE me a site Schaub worked !!!!!1".
That is, the customer should not be competent in the field at all, because the quality of my work will be mediocre, and even when communicating with the customer, problems may arise.
I will use as little technology as possible so as not to study / remember anything.
There is no point in going back to upwork. It will take me two weeks just to receive the first order.
the same thing will come out on other exchanges, what other ways are there?
I suspect that forums and groups in VK, but I don’t know exactly what.

Answer 1

It will take me two weeks just to receive the first order.
the same thing will come out on other exchanges, what other ways are there?

Shovel in hand + announcement in the regional newspaper "I'll dig gardens." Everything else takes longer to find.
There are no other ways. There is a small chance that you will be lucky to find an order for 2 weeks on the first day, if the price is high. But very ghostly. I do not understand why you do this if you do not like IT.
It is very unlikely, especially if you shout everywhere that you do not like IT and in two weeks you will definitely merge. Think for yourself - who needs it?

Answer 2

I fire the topic))):
I also forgot to circle the terms of payment)))

Answer 3

I don't know your circumstances. But for me, such a desire to earn borders on fraud. There is no crime, but the sediment remains.