How to creatively congratulate an IT manager on his birthday?

Question

Computer networks

In general, they hung up on me to come up with a speech and a congratulation itself. I am, to put it mildly, an unsociable person.
Our department is engaged in web-development.
Please advise on this subject.
PS Thanks in advance.
PSS Of course, the toaster is not the place for such questions, but somehow I don’t even know where to ask such a question.

Answer 1

Give it as a gift: madrobots.ru/p/ostrich-pillow-podushka-straus )
Or order: partyinthehouse.ru/striptiz-v-ofis ))

Answer 2

A dancer jumping out of a cake? ))

Answer 3

send somewhere for a year on vacation, so as not to bother

Answer 4

Drop the site. Lose your sources.

Answer 5

Find out his interests, and make a gift according to his interests. Definitely appreciate!

Answer 6

No stupid ideas. The gift itself must be creative. If an IT manager, then a good report;).

Answer 7

Order a full size chocolate keyboard. If you are interested, I can tell you where to do it.

Answer 8

Contact his manager so that he sets a task for him, upon solving which or at the end, for example, you need to go for something, enter a dark office, turn on the light, cake and happy to u.