How can I arrange the essay “Why I want to practice with you” in the form of a code?

Question

Java

I'm getting a summer internship, they asked me to write a free-form essay on the topic "Why I want to practice with you", I want to put it in the form of a code, but I need an idea of ​​\u200b\u200bhow it should look.
I formed only two requirements for myself: the code will not be executed and may not be executable at all, I don’t think that someone will need to run it there, and they will read it, I think, not the people closest to programming, so everything should be more or less clear. I myself had an idea to write something like this -

public class Reason {
//...
}
 
public class Main{
    public static void main(String[] args){
        Reason[] reasons = new Reason[...];
        reasons[1] = new Reason('some reason');
        .....
    }
}

PS I don’t need the code itself, I can easily write the code itself, I need a concept of how it can be beautifully and appropriately designed as a code.

Answer 1

if (newGame) resources.free();
s = FILENAME + 3;
setLocation(); load(s);
loadDialog.process();

try { setGamerColor(RED); }
catch(Exception e) { reset(); }
while (notReady) { objects.make();
if (resourceNotFound) break; }

byte result; // сменить на int!
music();
System.out.print("");

Something else, from time immemorial (Pascal)

Program Party;
Uses Vine, Food, Condoms;
{$I Variable.Pas}
Procedure Prepare;
Begin
    Find(House);
    Buy(Bottles);
    Buy(Food);
    Call(Friends);
    Call(Girls);
End;{ Prepare }
Procedure Drinks;
Begin
    Open(Bottles);
    Repeat
           Drink(Next(Gramms100));
           Food:=Eat(Next(Foods));
    Until TwoViewInEyes;
End;{ Drinks }
Procedure Dances;
Begin
     Music:=True;
     Call(OneGirl);
     Go(DancingRoom);
     With Music.Jump Do 
        Begin
          If Girl(Drink)>Normal(Drink) Then
             Begin
                Touch(AssOfGirl);
                Touch(BreastOfGirl);
             End
          Else
             Begin
                Go(DrinkingRoom);
                Let`s(Girl):=Drinks(More);
                Return(DancingRoom);
             End;
        End;
End;{ Dances }
Procedure Fuck( Who : Sex );
Var
    HowMany: LongInt;
Begin
     If WhoGirl Then Write('Are yor sodomite ??!');
     Find(DarkRoom);
     Close(Door_and_windows);
     If Not Find(BedInRoom) Then BedInRoom:=AnyTable;

     HowMany:=0;
     Repeat
     Call(Next(Who));
     Delete(DressOf(Who));
     Kiss(Lips,Breast,OtherPartsOfBody);
     Repeat
            Asm
               PUSH YourPenis
               POP? YourPenis
            End;
     Until YouHaveOrgasm;
     Case HowMany of Inc(HowMany);
         If (HowMany mod 15 = 0) Then Write('You are BIG man !!!');
     Until YourPenisStay;
End;{ Fuck }
Begin { Party - Main Program }
    Prepare;
    Drinks;
    If Who(Drink)>Normal(Drink) Then Who:=FaceDown;

     Dances;
     Fuck(Girls);
     Go(AtHomes);
End.{ Main Program }

Answer 2

it is perfectly possible to issue ala-XML
in due time such summaries were fashionable.

Answer 3

If it is not necessary to write REAL code that will be executable, then write some creative nonsense.