What if the media says that the end of the world will come in 24 hours?

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DanXai, 2012-01-13
@DanXai

Are you serious, sir? he whispered, and his whisper
silenced all the visitors. - Soon the end of the world?
“Yes,” said Ford.
- But today?
Ford has already taken over.
"Yes," he replied cheerfully. “Less than two minutes, by my
reckoning.
The bartender couldn't believe what he was saying; and the feeling he had just
experienced he couldn't believe either.
- Is there anything we can do? - he asked.
"No," said Ford, stuffing the peanuts into his pocket.
Someone in the hushed bar laughed hoarsely. It seemed funny to him that
all of a sudden, for no reason at all, they went crazy.
Ford's neighbor was completely drunk. His bleary eyes turned to the Prefect.
“I thought,” he said, “that if the world ends, we should
lie face down or cover our heads with our hands, or something like that.
"If you like," Ford shrugged.
“That's what they told us in the army,” he continued, and his eyes again
went on a long journey, the goal of which was a glass of whiskey.
“Will that help?” the bartender asked.
"No," Ford replied and gave him a friendly smile. “I beg
your pardon,” he said, “I have to go.

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Ogra, 2012-01-13
@Ogra

1. Buy shares. If this is a duck, you can make good money on a panic
2. Stock up on water, food, matches, salt, maybe. petrol/kerosene. Sharpen knives. Get away from the city. There are chances to get into the post-apocalypse.

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Zverenish, 2012-01-13
@Zverenish

It seems to me that without people (yes, yes, without me too) the world would be better and kinder

Humans have not always been on the planet. Millions of years ago, tyrannosaurs walked the Earth, devouring others ... it's better and kinder!
fleshy , for you "better and kinder" what does it mean?

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avalak, 2012-01-13
@avalak

I stand and think: the media is the media…
Stop worrying about it. If it happens, it will happen anyway. If not, then you have nothing to lose.

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sankir, 2012-01-13
@sankir

What to do, what to do ... I really liked about the geese from the first comment.
Personally, I will rejoice. The earth is no longer a cake.
In general, I consider the behavior of the crazy blogger from the movie "2012" to be the most optimal behavior.

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sust, 2012-01-13
@sust

Deciding where to get towels.

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Zverenish, 2012-01-13
@Zverenish

What to do

I remember a joke:
A man heard in the media that tomorrow is the end of the world. Decided to go outside.
Goes out to meet a friend. Ask:
- Heard that the end of the world is tomorrow?
— Yes
— What are you doing?
— @boo everything that moves.
- It's clear. Well, you go ... and I'll STAY here.
And if you think about it, they won’t let you do something romantic (like flying to the ends of the world or taking a walk in the park with your beloved). There will be complete anarchy and lawlessness. Murders, violence, robbery, rape... after all, there will be no retribution for this... the state will not be able to restrain within reason.

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Sergey Savostin, 2012-01-13
@savostin

Watch the movie "Melancholia"

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rtorsten, 2012-01-13
@rtorsten

Wake up.

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KY05, 2012-01-13
@KY05

After I worked on television, I even began to believe the weather forecast - there is more truth there.
I don't have a TV/radio, I don't read the news (except professional ones). But if people begin to noticeably stretch out before death, I will try to wait somewhere, because nothing will happen in 24 hours. As well as through 48.
By the way, it has already been announced more than once, then 1999 if you turn it over - there will be three sixes, then something else. But then there was no Internet yet, and there was no “repost” button.

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Perkov, 2012-01-13
@Perkov

- And - God save you - do not read Soviet newspapers before dinner.
“Hm… Why, there are no others.
- Don't read any. You know, I made 30 observations in my clinic. And what do you think? Patients who do not read newspapers feel great. Those whom I specifically forced to read the “truth” lost weight. (C) Dog heart

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Petrusha Ukropov, 2012-01-13
@artishok

I'll go eat something

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Ivan Tikhonov, 2012-01-13
@polym0rph

“What if the media says that the end of the world will come in 24 hours?”
Do you need a manual here too, are you afraid to do something wrong?)
I think that everyone will have their own, for someone to be happy to fill the boss’s face and rape their neighbor Lyusya, someone to pray until their forehead is bruised, someone wants to sit and think about what he saw, heard, felt good for life, someone will prepare for reincarnation, someone will try to have time to pass the last level in GTA, I think everyone will find something to do)

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Softlink, 2012-01-13
@Softlink

I will only be upset that I will not know what the world will be like after the end of the world. Actually, the same attitude towards death as such.

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contestar, 2012-01-13
@contestar

It will be almost impossible to leave the city (metropolis), only motorcycle / bicycle transport.

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Alexey, 2012-01-13
@Squier

Leave for the village. If nothing happens, just visit your grandmother. And if it happens, then almost all villages have keys - at least there will be water for sure. Plus, if there is livestock. If not, then grab long-playing products.

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king2, 2012-01-14
@king2

I'm afraid I won't reach Angelina Jolie in a day. Yes, and Brad Pitt will get ahead of me.
So I’ll sit in a wheelbarrow, put salt-matches-chavchika-vodka in it and go somewhere far away ...

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Roman Zakharov, 2012-01-13
@Caman

I'll get drunk so as not to feel pain and regret =)

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rtzra, 2012-01-13
@rtzra

Out of town somewhere. And the people will not trample, and calmly. Well, if this is a media duck, then it will be fun to watch the consequences.

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Alexander, 2012-01-13
@kryoz

grab a rocket and fly into orbit))) or die the death of the brave

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CorporateShark, 2012-01-13
@CorporateShark

And in my head I immediately remembered: “Stay hungry. Stay foolish. And act accordingly.

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TrueDrago, 2012-01-13
@TrueDrago

Are you on the eve of the fall of our Phobos-Grunt to the ground?
Are you afraid that it will fall into a nuclear mine by accident?

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powder96, 2012-01-14
@powder96

I'll break something. For example, a couple of cassettes. And not because BP; It's my 22nd birthday there.

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diews, 2012-01-14
@diews

I won't go anywhere. I'll take the children, the snow scooter, the sled, and the cheesecakes, and let's go for a ride on the hill. In the evening I will put the children to bed, watch some positive movie with my wife, stuff her with sleeping pills and go get drunk with grief :)

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Maccimo, 2012-01-16
@Maccimo

I'll go check if they already wrote about it on Habré.

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Dzen_Marketing, 2012-01-16
@Dzen_Marketing

I read the comments in anticipation of a bearded joke:
What to do if the media say that the end of the world will come in 24 hours:
-Cover yourself with a white sheet and slowly crawl to the cemetery!
- Why slowly?
- Don't panic!

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65520, 2012-01-13
@65520

Partially similar topic here

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Eddy_Em, 2012-01-13
@Eddy_Em

Try to slip away to where the "end of the world" will not be. Although, of course, if this "end of the world" is caused by the fall of a large meteorite, it will not be possible to escape ...

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AusTiN, 2012-01-13
@AusTiN

Get a walkie-talkie, a pistol, a can of gasoline and water, a supply of food from the basement ... get into a car and go somewhere out of town. And there - how will it go ...

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Efimov_pr, 2012-01-13
@Efimov_pr

The probability of such an event is so small that in my opinion it’s not even worth thinking about.

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Graid, 2012-01-14
@Graid

But I won’t fuss, I’ll go to nature to stare ...

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Akr0n, 2012-01-16
@Akr0n

Get involved in tourism!
Then you will always, somewhere on the closet, have a backpack full of everything you need to survive without civilization, you will only have to remove the food from the refrigerator and leave the house :)