Smart "hardware" alarm clock - n-settings, for any days of the week, the button "from..sit, I got up"?

Question

Iron

Dear all, tell me if there is anywhere in nature a normal alarm clock made by humanoids for humanoids, and not any pink shit with rhinestones competently according to the following requirements:
1) desktop
2) batteries
3) electronic
The alarm part should be like this:
1) the ability to install n pieces of alarm clocks 2
) each alarm can be set for any day of the week
3) the ability to activate / deactivate the alarm without resetting
it
3) in addition to the big button “Shut up for a minute”, there should be 2 others - “Shut up only this alarm clock” and “Shut up, I got up” - plugging this and any following alarms for hh: mm (configurable)
All sorts of soft phone shnyags not very suitable, I want a big strong crap, and small buttons on phones are not the best interface. I do not use the computer as an alarm clock for religious reasons, we will not discuss it.
PS. If you think the requirements are strange, try to analyze your usecase.

Answer 1

Here is a good live alarm clock: budist.ru/

Answer 2

In my opinion, the button is “from ... sigh, I got up !!!” should be as less accessible as possible, but should be present;)
And so - I join the question.

Answer 3

I would also gladly receive an alarm clock according to your technical specification, but I have not seen such as I have been looking for.
In general, the general style of presentation evoked memories of the film Groundhog Day. There, the question “from ... sitting down, I got up” was solved simply.

Answer 4

Such an alarm clock is called an android phone, yes. Luckily they cost $100. You can solve puzzles in the morning so that he shuts up.

Answer 5

I propose to formalize the idea on sites that will help you make it if you like the idea (they flashed a couple of times on Habré). And you will have a double benefit - an alarm clock and a part of the sales :)

Answer 6

Hello, try the Calculator Alarm Clock, a very good alarm clock with a lot of positive features.

Answer 7

With several independent signal settings, you can hardly find it, I only came across two. Look for advanced alarm clock with calendar and reminders. I saw these on DX, for 10-20 bucks.

Answer 8

Maybe you should look towards SleepTracker?
ps I can offer an alarm clock docking station for iphone :) iHome IA5

Answer 9

And I’ve made myself a whole bed to wake me up in the morning, using various physiotherapeutic methods. And an interesting thing, while I was using it, I got up as if the battery was charged at night.
Those. an alarm clock, in the usual sense of it, does not seem to be needed.
You get up yourself. And I'm ready to go straight into battle :)
But six months later I got married, and my wife has a lot of prejudices regarding technology.
Especially in bed :)) I had to dismantle everything :(
The world at home is more expensive.