How to make human post dates in WordPress?

Question

PHP

Hello.
The task is this:

• if published within a minute, then only that is displayed ;
  
• if published from a minute to an hour, then 25 minute(s)(s) ago are displayed ;
  
• if published today, it is displayed today at 21:00 ;
  
• if yesterday, then yesterday at 21:00 ;
  
• if this year, then April 4 at 21:00 ;
  
• if not this year, then April 4, 2014 at 21:00 .
  

On one site I found something similar, but it was crookedly done and not for WP.
It needs to be able to be placed in functions.php.

Answer 1

On the edge of momentjs.com

Answer 2

you need a function like this
https://codex.wordpress.org/Function_Reference/hum...

Answer 3

this is pure php, what for do you need wordpress? (hand face)